Homer!!!

... and here are some of my favorite phrases

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."
"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Homer no function beer well without."

"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
"Dear God, give a bald guy a break."
"As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again!"

Definitely Bart and Skinner